Dunraven Case Studies - Session 024
Agents arrive in Thailand ins search of the legendary Osiris Stone, claimed to be hidden two thousand years prior by Ptolemy the Astronomer at the bequest of Alexander the Great.
Dunraven Session 24
Transcripted by RuinDig
PROJECT DUNRAVEN -- CASE STUDY: SESSION 024
AGENTS ARRIVE IN SEARCH OF THE OSIRIS STONE: THAILAND
[HANK JOHNSON: ARCHAEOLOGIST, TV HOST ENLIGHTENED TEAM GUIDE]
[KLUE: IN HIJACKED BODY OF GRAD STUDENT ENLIGHTENED TEAM GUIDE]
Hank1218: Ah-hah! I have a fix on the TKO base camp.
Klue: Great, well, I don't think the NIA is gonna be too kind on two illegal trans-dimensional tourists co-opting their mission to capture the Osiris stone. You know, I keep wondering---
Hank1218: You're wondering how we're going to get close to the agents to talk to them without the TKO knowing. I don't have a clue (klue), yet.
Klue: Well that's clever, you know I've not heard that one before. (The pun)
Hank1218: Oh my god.
[JAHAN: LEADER OF THE RESISTANCE RESISTANCE TEAM GUIDE]
[HANK (PRIME): ARCHAEOLOGIST, TV HOST RESISTANCE TEAM GUIDE]
Hank Prime: Hey, Jahan, the TKO cargo plane just dropped off radar.
Jahan: Okay, everything okay, this this this means that they either have some sort of experimental stealth tech or, or...or they're dead.
Hank Prime: If that experimental stealth tech, they would have been using it the whole time, option two, they're dead. Option three, Bermuda Triangle, they flew right in and disappeared.
Jahan: Bermuda Triangle?
Hank Prime: Yeah.
Jahan: We're in Thailand.
Hank Prime: Okay.
Jahan: Do you know the Bermuda Triangle is? You have travel show! How do you know the Bermuda---
Hank Prime: What about Thai Triangle? Thai Triangle is the...it's a thing. I I...I I I...I...ahh...okay.
Jahan: You know what? No, no no no, this is why I don't watch your show. I lied! I lied! I don't watch "NOMAD"!
Hank Prime: Okay.
Jahan: I'm the one person doesn't watch "NOMAD"!
Hank Prime: You're the one person that doesn't, you're exactly right.
Klue: They are parachuting in. Can you use your scanner to triangulate the position of the Enlightened team?
Hank1218: Already on it. Aaaand got'em.
Klue: Well, let's go!
Hank Prime: We're tracking their location right now, we can catch the resistance team at the drop point before they get there. But we gotta move. Let's go!
Jahan: Alright, let's go.
Hank Prime: Come on Jahan! The Thai Triangle is real!
Jahan: Shut up!
[Operation Ko Lan Team Hikyaku and Team Centauro take off with skydiving and landing with parachutes]
Klue: Hi ya! Hah haa!
Hank1218: Centauro Squad, welcome to Thailand! Glad to see you all made it in one piece.
Hank Prime: Agents! Welcome to Thailand! Watashi wa Hank Johnson desu! I'm the host of the widely popular travel show "NOMAD". Have... hahave you guys seen it?
Hank1218: I'm Hank Johnson. Some of you may know me from the TV series NOMAD. Now I have made an interdimensional hop to be here with you in this universe in order to help secure the Osiris Stone for the Enlightened.
Hank1218: Pretty cool, huh?
Jahan: My name is Jahan, I'm leader of the Anti Magnus. We're here to make sure that the Resistance gets the Osiris Stone. Think of us as your guardian angels. We'll be monitoring your progress and providing support on the ground when we can.
Klue: Now, I'm Klue also not from this universe, well...sort of. Now we're not with the TKO or the NIA but we have been tracking you using our scanners.
Jahan: Now your TKO cadres will be waiting for you at base camp. We've intercepted a transmission between them and Calvin saying that the first group to make it to base camp---
Hank1218: ---is going to win...
Klue and Hank1218: Something.
Hank1218: Probably something big. So agents, it's time to move.
Hank Prime: So you guys ready?!!
Team Hikyaku: Yeah!!
Hank Prime: ARE YOU GUYS READY?!!
Team Hikyaku: YEAH!!!
Hank Prime: GO! GO! GO! GO!! MOVE OUT! MOVE OUT! MOVE OUT! MOVE OUT! GANBATTE KUDASAI YO-!
Jahan Prime: Where are you going Hank!? Where are you going!!?
Hank Prime: I was gonna...
Jahan: No! Nonono!
Hank Prime: Right right right. We'll go together.
Hank Prime: You're right.
Hank1218: GO! GO! GO!
Klue: Woo-hoooo! ......You wanna get lunch?